A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. - Frank Deford

Where all think alike, no one thinks very much. - Walter Lippmann

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. - Rene Yasenek

The pleasures of ignorance are as great, in their way, as the pleasures of knowledge. - Aldous Huxley

Men may not get all they pay for in this world; but they must certainly pay for all they get. - Frederick Douglas

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

A friend is someone who kows you but loves you just the same - Elbert Hubbard

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